A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid,
stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do
you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing
there all by yourself!'
The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in
class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'
Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'