LOL: Blou Maandag-humor ...

* Teacher: "Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection?"

Pupil: "Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!"

* Kid comes home from 1st day at school. 

Mum asks: "What did you learn today?"

Kid replies: "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."