Monday, 27 January 2025

LOL: Blou Maandag-humor ...

A STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!

I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%!  EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO.  THE TEACHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
 
Q1:  IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?
HIS LAST BATTLE.
                 
Q2:  WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.
                 
Q3:  RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?
LIQUID.
 
Q4:  WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?
MARRIAGE.
                  
Q5:  WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?
EXAMS.
 
Q6:  WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?
LUNCH & DINNER.
                 
Q7:  WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?
THE OTHER HALF.
                 
Q8:  IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?
WET.
                
Q9:  HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?
NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.
 
Q10:  HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?
YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND.
 
Q11:  IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?
VERY LARGE HANDS
 
Q12:  IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?
NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT
 
Q13:  HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?
ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.

[Thank you, Valerie.]