A: So, what's your point!
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Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!
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Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!
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Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!
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Q: What did you learn in school today?
A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
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