A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!
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Q: How does the barber cut the moon's hair?
A: E-clipse it!
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Q: What happened when the wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution!
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Q: When do astronauts eat?
A: At launch time!
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Q: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A: Bookworms