LOL: Blou Maandag-humor ...

* Teacher: "Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class."
Craig: "I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could."

* Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."
From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda."